Time for nurse haikus
Hourly round, check your labs
clarify orders
With a CBI,
Running normal saline can
keep you so busy
Lumbar drains are weird
Taking some spinal fluid
Don’t forget the clips
Droplet precautions
Gown, gloves, and face shield protect
from nasty microbes
What’s your pain like?
Three out of ten? Let’s hold off
on the Dilaudid