Time For Some Nursing Haikus

Time for nurse haikus
Hourly round, check your labs
clarify orders

With a CBI,
Running normal saline can
keep you so busy

Lumbar drains are weird
Taking some spinal fluid
Don’t forget the clips

Droplet precautions
Gown, gloves, and face shield protect
from nasty microbes

What’s your pain like?
Three out of ten? Let’s hold off
on the Dilaudid

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