10) Name tag either says Larry, Curly, Moe or Shemp
9) Barely made it through coffee clinical
8) Lungs still sore over break room ‘cinnamon challenge’
7) Unable to concentrate during training because of the large mole on trainer’s forehead.
6) Still kinda freaked out after bombing the “extra toppings” exam
5) Frustrated that a customer said I probably couldnt find my butt with two hands and a flashlight.
4) Became upset when wasn’t able to find my butt with two hands and a flashlight
3) Feeling horrible after starting the Dr. Oz “take all herbal supplements that begin with ‘G’ ” diet
2) Worried that the boss might find out about being a Waffle House double agent.
1) Haven’t quite overcome strange, irrational fear of “everything” bagels. (What EXACTLY do they put in those things!?)
A Day In The Life Of A Night Shift Nurse 